The Sisters-in-Donny were so dismayed recently to see all the debate about spending money on a 'star' for Donny in the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
Why waste our hard-earned cash on such a thing? His Supreme Purpleness is far too good for any lump of metal sunk into a sidewalk. Besides, people would tread all over it.
Donny, to us you are bigger and brighter than any star in the sky, and for this reason we dedicate to you our own 'star' which has cost Donny-Worshippers, and yourself, nothing! (A sentiment we Sisters know that our frugal master would appreciate).
